Self Under Mine

"I know it's all subjective in the end, but . . . "

Institutional Relations

"Nothing personal."

Love Talk

"I know it's hard for you to believe, but I don't look at your crotch all the time."

Ontological Leading Clue

"I like to spread my things all over the house."

    -- House Guest

Nickname Dammit Love

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't listen!"

More Self-Regulatory Blues

"Then I decided I was going to lead the pack."

    -- Assistant Professor of Philosophy

Doc Talk

"This shouldn't hurt."