Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Bum Posterity 2

"Just really get that essence and that feel."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Bum Posterity

"We want the heinie to look good, don't we?"

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

More Fun with Family Values

"We're a family here; besides we want to exploit you."

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lost Mail Customer Service

"We'll just pull it out and throw it in the garbage."

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Altruistic Self-Promotion

"It's a good thing I didn't talk much, because I already know everything."

Friday, July 16, 2010

I think I must be sounding like a geek, but I'm not.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

"What good is being irritating if you don't enjoy it?"

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Truth is Out There

"If you've gone crazy or something, that's something I need to know."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Narrative Flog

"There’s really no excuse for bending facts to support a narrative."

Monday, July 5, 2010

"If you [your verb phrase here],

it would kill your mother."

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

High Moral Ground

"You may not like us that much, but look at those guys."