Thursday, August 26, 2010

Ontological Leading Clue

"I like to spread my things all over the house."

    -- House Guest

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nickname Dammit Love

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't listen!"

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

More Self-Regulatory Blues

"Then I decided I was going to lead the pack."

    -- Assistant Professor of Philosophy

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Teach Me Badly, Please

"I don't want to train the competition."

    -- Photography Educator

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Adult Ed

"You don't care, do you?"

     -- Photography Educator

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Secret is Out!

"If you can figure out how to get into [your opponent's] head, you can make some headway."

     -- Tennis Commentator

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Fortune Cookie

"History will tell us as we go into the future."

    -- Iran War Correspondent

Monday, August 16, 2010

Medical Roundtable

"Can we do a quickie?"

    -- Facilitator

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Love me; love my dog

"I don't have to imagine it; I know what your wiener looks like."

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Self-Regulatory Blues

"It's a bad system, but I like it."

    -- Insider / Trader

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Philosophy Lite

"I like my Husserl spoon-fed."

     -- A.B.D.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

EA - Disability Student Conference

[Knocks on head]: "Is anybody in there?"

     -- E.A.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Parent-Student Conference

"Dammit, [your name here], if you're going to do a job, do it right or don't do it at all."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Strategic Self-Deceit

"I don't know who that person was."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler

Monday, August 2, 2010

Transparent Accounting

"It's easy stealing money from [your organization here]."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler