Trouble in Paradise

"If you don't know my favorite color, how do you know what kind of honeymoon I want?"

Deceit has its Privileges

"It's a bad system but I like it."

Infamous New Year's Resolutions

I'll start tomorrow.

Demeaned?

Refuse the premise.

Inauspicious Beginnings

"I know we're not supposed to, but . . . "

Nickname Dammit Love

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't listen!"

"No! No! No! No! No!"