Thursday, December 30, 2010

Critical Back Seat Reflections

"I'm baby-locked in."

~~ First Semester Ph.D. Student

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Hear Lies One

"I've always known inside that you were different."

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Married? Chronic Illness?

"It might have been better if you were a dog."

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Autocrat

"Ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do."

  ~~ Tennessee Titan Quarterback, Vince Young

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dis Love of Mine

"I'm not deliberately trying to ignore you."

  ~~ Oedipus (alias)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

God Business

"If anybody wants to know where the big bucks are, it's in the God business when you really turn up the volume and have the heat and the wind behind you."

  ~~ Frank Schaeffer

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Sometimes, I am an Idiot

"I thought I had done something nice for you."


Saturday, December 4, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Online Support Rhetoric

"The help button accesses this help."

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Don't Knock. Read the Signs.

"Knock-knock jokes are almost non-existent in the Deaf signing community."

  ~~ Ben Bahan

Monday, November 22, 2010

Inauspicious Beginnings

"I know we're not supposed to, but . . . "

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Privacy and Dignity, TSA Style

"Clearly, it's invasive."

"To some people, it is demeaning."

  ~~ John Pistole (Administrator, Transportation Security Agency)

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Do as I Say

"I don't read books but I've written three books."

  ~~ Global Photography Educator

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Provocateur

"You provoke people or something."

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

ICMeCU (I Can See Your House from Here)

"I can write a dissertation on why this is but it would only be guess work on my part."

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

More ASL Life Learning

There's a fine line between PRESSED MEAT and MARRIAGE.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

One Thumb Up

There's a fine line between LOVE and BULLSHIT.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Disability Prayer (Another Code Laid Bare)

"Dear Lord, why is there no room for me in your church?"

  ~~ M. Div. Grad

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Fairy Convergents

"I'm not alone in my kookiness".

  ~~ Skeeter

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Old School, New School

Old School:    If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

New School:  If it ain't broke, I can fix that.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ethics Committee

"Ethics doesn't care about deception as long as you say you're going to do it."

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Self Under Mine

"I know it's all subjective in the end, but . . . "

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Love Talk

"I know it's hard for you to believe, but I don't look at your crotch all the time."

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Ontological Leading Clue

"I like to spread my things all over the house."

    -- House Guest

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nickname Dammit Love

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't listen!"

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

More Self-Regulatory Blues

"Then I decided I was going to lead the pack."

    -- Assistant Professor of Philosophy

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Teach Me Badly, Please

"I don't want to train the competition."

    -- Photography Educator

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Adult Ed

"You don't care, do you?"

     -- Photography Educator

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Secret is Out!

"If you can figure out how to get into [your opponent's] head, you can make some headway."

     -- Tennis Commentator

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Fortune Cookie

"History will tell us as we go into the future."

    -- Iran War Correspondent

Monday, August 16, 2010

Medical Roundtable

"Can we do a quickie?"

    -- Facilitator

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Love me; love my dog

"I don't have to imagine it; I know what your wiener looks like."

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Self-Regulatory Blues

"It's a bad system, but I like it."

    -- Insider / Trader

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Philosophy Lite

"I like my Husserl spoon-fed."

     -- A.B.D.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

EA - Disability Student Conference

[Knocks on head]: "Is anybody in there?"

     -- E.A.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Parent-Student Conference

"Dammit, [your name here], if you're going to do a job, do it right or don't do it at all."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Strategic Self-Deceit

"I don't know who that person was."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler

Monday, August 2, 2010

Transparent Accounting

"It's easy stealing money from [your organization here]."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Bum Posterity 2

"Just really get that essence and that feel."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Bum Posterity

"We want the heinie to look good, don't we?"

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

More Fun with Family Values

"We're a family here; besides we want to exploit you."

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lost Mail Customer Service

"We'll just pull it out and throw it in the garbage."

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Altruistic Self-Promotion

"It's a good thing I didn't talk much, because I already know everything."

Friday, July 16, 2010

I think I must be sounding like a geek, but I'm not.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

"What good is being irritating if you don't enjoy it?"

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Truth is Out There

"If you've gone crazy or something, that's something I need to know."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Narrative Flog

"There’s really no excuse for bending facts to support a narrative."

Monday, July 5, 2010

"If you [your verb phrase here],

it would kill your mother."

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

High Moral Ground

"You may not like us that much, but look at those guys."

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

No Pressure!

"One day left to support Divinity."

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Bad Pick-up Lines

"Let us leave the topic at this point, and pick up here later."

Thursday, June 24, 2010

I'm right here -- where I always am.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

"I don't need to tell you that . . . [insert subject that you don't need to be told here]."

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Like me, buy my stuff.

"[X] liked [X's own business page] on Facebook and suggested you like it too."

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Zero Networking

"Sorry, this user already has too many friends."

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Virtual Community

  • "You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts."

  • "You have no friends".

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

"I have one of those at home but the back wheels fell off."

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

"Everybody lies all the time."

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

To which we now turn.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

The older I get, the more I realize; my mind is like a steel rat.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

That's cute now,



         but it might not be so cute when you're 60!

Friday, May 14, 2010

And now it's time for a manly pick.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

After 50, every year for me has been like dog years.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

"I was going to tell you about that."

Monday, April 26, 2010

You're my hand-held device guy -- don't take that the wrong way.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"What doesn't kill you will make you stronger."

Monday, April 19, 2010

"I'm sure there's nothing to worry about."

Friday, April 16, 2010

If it ain't broke, I can fix that.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

"I don't know if I can put it into words."

Sunday, April 11, 2010

"What would you do if you were me?"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

"Every nook and corner of this story has been probed one way or another."

Friday, April 9, 2010

"I hope I get my feel back quickly."

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

"The worst way to achieve your goal is through frustration."

Monday, April 5, 2010

"How well does anyone know eddy?"

Friday, April 2, 2010

"The person I was is not there any more."

Monday, March 29, 2010

"I'll just flap around their heads like a chicken."

Sunday, March 28, 2010

"Snottan if but a when."

Saturday, March 27, 2010

"Somebody should do something."

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Now it's time to do something else.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

"You can actually site through the rear."

Sunday, March 21, 2010

"I know I don't need to shower yet because only one of my testicles is sticking to my leg."

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

"Just doin' my job."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

That's enough of that.

Monday, March 15, 2010

"Answer what you're asked."

Sunday, March 7, 2010

"This isn't solely an academic exercise."

Saturday, March 6, 2010

"You have to pay for my inconvenience."

Friday, March 5, 2010

"No! No! No! No! No!"

Thursday, March 4, 2010

"This is not what you think."

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

"Those who can't do, teach."

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

"This is my house and I can do what I want."

Monday, March 1, 2010

"You're one of us, and if you're not, we'll let you know."

Sunday, February 28, 2010

"I talk in circles to keep people at a distance."

Saturday, February 27, 2010

"If I told you what I really think and feel, you'd think I was a bitch."

Friday, February 26, 2010

"What if you're deathly ill or slightly deathly ill?"

Thursday

"Are you going to believe what people say about you, or keep hanging on to the heinous, incompetent person you think you are?"

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"I don't listen to your words; I listen to your tones."

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

"We're practically family here."

Monday, February 22, 2010

"What's the point?You have no point!"

Sunday, February 21, 2010

"Just have fun with it."

Saturday, February 20, 2010

"I just need to play my game."

Friday, February 19, 2010

"What are we going to  do with you?"

Thursday, February 18, 2010

"Take some more antibiotics or something."

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

"What is truth anyway, [your name here]?"

Monday, February 15, 2010

"This is a tricky question; if you don't have an answer, just say you don't know."

Sunday, February 14, 2010

"And how is [your name here] today?"

Saturday, February 13, 2010

"And what do you do, [your name here]?"

Friday, February 12, 2010

"I'm only joking."

Thursday, February 11, 2010

"Don't mention it."

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"Everything already has been said."

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

"It's my experience that you don't want to talk to me."

Monday, February 8, 2010

"Nothing happened, [your name here]."

Sunday, February 7, 2010

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't think."

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Subordinate clauses or they will subordinate you.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Thursday, February 4, 2010

"You taking some good pictures?"

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

"Everybody lies all the time."

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

"Do you know what I mean or don'tcha?"

Monday, February 1, 2010

"Tell me something I don't know."

Sunday, January 31, 2010

"I think you know what I mean."

Saturday, January 30, 2010

"I appreciate that that's your perspective."