Dis Love of Mine

"I'm not deliberately trying to ignore you."

  ~~ Oedipus (alias)

Love Talk

"I know it's hard for you to believe, but I don't look at your crotch all the time."

Altruistic Self-Promotion

"It's a good thing I didn't talk much, because I already know everything."

High Moral Ground

"You may not like us that much, but look at those guys."