Not Quite Hello

"Hey."

Academic Conference Expectations

"Hopefully it won't be too stupid."

Trouble in Paradise

"If you don't know my favorite color, how do you know what kind of honeymoon I want?"

Can't Sleep Now

I'm too stim-u-lated.

Raw Edge Blues

"Good to know I'm out there on the raw edge of whatever."

  ~~ Harlequin

The Answer to all Questions

"Just Google it."

Deceit has its Privileges

"It's a bad system but I like it."