Words You Never Want to Hear from your Dentist Twice

"Are you sure that hurts?"

Not Quite Hello

"Hey."

Academic Conference Expectations

"Hopefully it won't be too stupid."

Trouble in Paradise

"If you don't know my favorite color, how do you know what kind of honeymoon I want?"

Can't Sleep Now

I'm too stim-u-lated.

Raw Edge Blues

"Good to know I'm out there on the raw edge of whatever."

  ~~ Harlequin

The Answer to all Questions

"Just Google it."

Deceit has its Privileges

"It's a bad system but I like it."

Clinical Interview Jitters

"I don't want to be the only one naked in the room."

No Static Love

"I'm going to touch something and come back and kiss you."

Critical Pedagoguery

"What I have written in the margins of my text is . . . [insert marginal rhetoric here]."

  ~~ Professor of Rhetoric

That's What it's All About

Hey!

Infamous New Year's Resolutions

I'll start tomorrow.

Another Lifetime

I was born again once.