Ontological Leading Clue

"I like to spread my things all over the house."

    -- House Guest

Nickname Dammit Love

"Dammit, [your name here], you just don't listen!"

More Self-Regulatory Blues

"Then I decided I was going to lead the pack."

    -- Assistant Professor of Philosophy

Doc Talk

"This shouldn't hurt."

Teach Me Badly, Please

"I don't want to train the competition."

    -- Photography Educator

Adult Ed

"You don't care, do you?"

     -- Photography Educator

The Secret is Out!

"If you can figure out how to get into [your opponent's] head, you can make some headway."

     -- Tennis Commentator

Fortune Cookie

"History will tell us as we go into the future."

    -- Iran War Correspondent

Medical Roundtable

"Can we do a quickie?"

    -- Facilitator

Love me; love my dog

"I don't have to imagine it; I know what your wiener looks like."

Self-Regulatory Blues

"It's a bad system, but I like it."

    -- Insider / Trader

Philosophy Lite

"I like my Husserl spoon-fed."

     -- A.B.D.

EA - Disability Student Conference

[Knocks on head]: "Is anybody in there?"

     -- E.A.

Parent-Student Conference

"Dammit, [your name here], if you're going to do a job, do it right or don't do it at all."

Deep Inside the Guild Speak

"Do you fix armpits?"

Strategic Self-Deceit

"I don't know who that person was."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler

Transparent Accounting

"It's easy stealing money from [your organization here]."

-- Treasurer/Embezzler