"I'll just flap around their heads like a chicken."

"Snottan if but a when."

"Somebody should do something."

Now it's time to do something else.

"You can actually site through the rear."

"I know I don't need to shower yet because only one of my testicles is sticking to my leg."

"Just doin' my job."

That's enough of that.

"Answer what you're asked."

"This isn't solely an academic exercise."

"You have to pay for my inconvenience."

"No! No! No! No! No!"

"This is not what you think."

"Those who can't do, teach."

"This is my house and I can do what I want."

"You're one of us, and if you're not, we'll let you know."