Married? Chronic Illness?

"It might have been better if you were a dog."

Autocrat

"Ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do."

  ~~ Tennessee Titan Quarterback, Vince Young

Don't Knock. Read the Signs.

"Knock-knock jokes are almost non-existent in the Deaf signing community."

  ~~ Ben Bahan

Disability Prayer (Another Code Laid Bare)

"Dear Lord, why is there no room for me in your church?"

  ~~ M. Div. Grad

Medical Roundtable

"Can we do a quickie?"

    -- Facilitator

"What are we going to  do with you?"