"Word."

No Pressure!

"One day left to support Divinity."

Bad Pick-up Lines

"Let us leave the topic at this point, and pick up here later."

I'm right here -- where I always am.

"I don't need to tell you that . . . [insert subject that you don't need to be told here]."

Like me, buy my stuff.

"[X] liked [X's own business page] on Facebook and suggested you like it too."

Zero Networking

"Sorry, this user already has too many friends."

Virtual Community

• "You may not post new threads
• You may not post replies
• You may not post attachments
• You may not edit your posts."

• "You have no friends".

"I have one of those at home but the back wheels fell off."